“There is nothing better for a person than that he should eat and drink and find enjoyment in his toil.” —Ecclesiastes 2:24

saturday spam

A new tradition starts today. SATURDAY SPAM!! Some of these spam comments are too funny not to share. :)

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commitments

Have you ever wondered why in the Bible we see huge lists and genealogies?

Because real men make commitments.

This morning I was reading Nehemiah 10-12. It’s a list of the men in Israel who signed the covenant to do the following things:

30 “We will not give our daughters to the peoples of the land or take their daughters for our sons. 31 And if the peoples of the land bring in goods or any grain on the Sabbath day to sell, we will not buy from them on the Sabbath or on a holy day. And we will forego the crops of the seventh year and the exaction of every debt. 32 “We also take on ourselves the obligation to give yearly a third part of a shekel for the service of the house of our God: 33 for the showbread, the regular grain offering, the regular burnt offering, the Sabbaths, the new moons, the appointed feasts, the holy things, and the sin offerings to make atonement for Israel, and for all the work of the house of our God…

The men who signed this covenant were men. Ordinary men. Except for the fact that they served the one living and true God. Because of this belief, these men were not afraid to sign the dotted line.

It’s easy to think of these men as merely names. But nonetheless they were real people who had to get up in the morning, eat breakfast, and work hard to provide for their families and those who they cared for.

“On the seals are the names of Nehemiah the governor, the son of Hacaliah, Zedekiah, 2 Seraiah, Azariah, Jeremiah, 3 Pashhur, Amariah, Malchijah, 4 Hattush, Shebaniah, Malluch, 5 Harim, Meremoth, Obadiah, 6 Daniel, Ginnethon, Baruch, 7 Meshullam, Abijah, Mijamin, 8 Maaziah, Bilgai, Shemaiah; these are the priests. 9 And the Levites: Jeshua the son of Azaniah, Binnui of the sons of Henadad, Kadmiel; 10 and their brothers, Shebaniah, Hodiah, Kelita, Pelaiah, Hanan, 11 Mica, Rehob, Hashabiah, 12 Zaccur, Sherebiah, Shebaniah, 13 Hodiah, Bani, Beninu. 14 The chiefs of the people: Parosh, Pahath-moab, Elam, Zattu, Bani, 15 Bunni, Azgad, Bebai, 16 Adonijah, Bigvai, Adin, 17 Ater, Hezekiah, Azzur, 18 Hodiah, Hashum, Bezai,19 Hariph, Anathoth, Nebai, 20 Magpiash, Meshullam, Hezir, 21 Meshezabel, Zadok, Jaddua,22 Pelatiah, Hanan, Anaiah, 23 Hoshea, Hananiah, Hasshub, 24 Hallohesh, Pilha, Shobek, 25 Rehum, Hashabnah, Maaseiah, 26 Ahiah, Hanan, Anan, 27 Malluch, Harim, Baanah.

Live like these men. Real men take a stand. Real men fight for the truth. Not only in the big things, like a covenant with God, but also in the small things. 

Be a Man today.

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spring!

spring!

OK, maybe that we a little premature. But it feels like spring. What are you looking forward to most about spring? Is it all the fresh veggies? Or the grassy taste of fresh raw milk? Do you like seeing the blossoms in the trees?

Personally, I’m looking forward to getting out and grilling some steaks in the cool(ish) evening, enjoying a beer over dinner with my family, and fresh made pesto from basil in the garden. Maybe I have the season a little off for the pesto, but you know what I mean.

What food things are you looking forward to most about spring?

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italian wedding soup

italian wedding soup

Hey there peoples! Long time no write! Right? Right.

That went well.

MOVING ON.

Italian wedding soup is amazing!! I ate two full bowls today for lunch (yes, I got mostly meatballs), which semi kiboshed dinner since we were supposed to eat it then. :)

The recipe is in the picture, but since I’m such a great guy, I’ll type it out for you too.

Italian Wedding Soup
This is a healthier take on a classic soup. Includes lots of greens and turkey meatballs.

  • 1 pound ground turkey meat
  • 2 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 large egg, lightly beaten
  • 1/2 cup grated parmesan, plus more for serving
  • coarse salet and ground pepper
  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 1 medium onion, halved, and thinly sliced
  • 2 cans (14.5 oz. each) chicken broth {Make your own instead!!! :)
  • 2 cans (14.5 oz. each) diced tomatoes in juice
  • 2 heads escarole (2 pounds total), cored, trimmed, and coarsely chopped. (Use cabbage or kale for a different taste)

1. In a bowl combine turkey, garlic, egg, breadcrumbs, parmesan, 1 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Using 1 tablespoon for each meatball, roll mixture into balls.

2. In a large pot, heat oil over medium. Cook onion, stirring occasionally, until softened, 3-4 minutes. Add broth and tomatoes (with juice); bring to a simmer. Add meatballs; cook without stirring, until meatballse float to survace, about 5 minutes.

3. Add as much escarole to pot as will fit. Cook, gradually adding remaining escarole, until wilted and meatballs are cooked through, about 5 minutes more. Thin soup with water if desired. Season with salt and pepper. Serve soup sprinkled with more parmesan.

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the only 3 knives you’ll ever need

The most important tool in the kitchen?

Obviously, your knife.

http://www.webstaurantstore.com/berghoff-8-forged-chef-knife/berghoff-8-forged-chef-knife.jpg

the king of knives

1. The Chef Knife
The chef knife is definitely the most vital tool in your kitchen. It should be large (at least 8 inches long), carbon steel or steel and heavy. At least, I like it heavy. You really should try several different knives of different weights if possible before purchasing one.

Personally, I can recommend a couple of different knives for your chef knife.
A) The 10 inch Victorinox Chef Knife
B) The 10 inch Victorinox Chef Knife (Rosewood Handle)
C) The 7 inch Victorinox Santoku

the joker of knives

2. The Paring Knife
I am not a fan of the paring knife, but it useful for some tasks. I like mine lightweight with a blade that is curved backwards. Take a look at this set. I have this set (Mrs. H. remembered my birthday – Thank you! : ), and my favorite is the short knife in the middle. Really great for processing broccoli or cauliflower, which are pretty much the only things I use a paring knife for.

the queen of knives

3. The Bread or Slicing Knife
OK, important point on bread knives. I am left handed. And no, that wasn’t some random trivia point that you should remember for future reference. :) Since I am left handed, unless a serrated knife has it serration’s on both sides of the blade, it will always cut crooked unless I am very careful. So, I find it difficult to recommend any particular knife here, since my favorite (Pampered Chef) no longer makes the same knife that I have. If you are right handed (and you probably are – which means I might have a higher IQ than you!) this may not matter to you. In that case, just go buy a bread knife.

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the winner!

Sorry guys, I missed the Wednesday announcement of the winner. Things are busy… :) Friends over till midnight, winter prep around the house, prepping for an English Country Dance, and lots of other stuff. No more excuses.

So, the winner is…..

#5. Wendy McCardie! Mrs. McCardie, you can shoot me an email @info@thehungrytoothpick.com, and I’ll get the cookbook to you!

Thanks so much to the Del Ladies for sponsoring the giveaway!

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urban terrorism?

You’ve probably already figured out I’m not a big fan of our “wonderful” governmental system. It’s over-reaching into the way people live their lives is un-called for, un-necessary, and un-American.

Here is yet another case study in the way our local Health Departments have overstepped their bounds completely.

Praise God, this encounter did not go south, thanks to the Farm to Consumer Legal Defense Fund.

This letter was sent to the guests of Monte and Laura Bedsloe of Las Vegas, NV after their unpleasant experience with the local “Health” department.

Dearest Guests, (You have all become dear to us!)

What an evening we had this last Friday night!  It had all the makings of a really great novel: drama, suspense, anticipation, crisis, heroic efforts, villains and victors, resolution and a happy ending.

The evening was everything I had dreamed and hoped it would be. The weather was perfect, the farm was filled with friends and guests roaming around talking about organic, sustainable farming practices. Our young interns were teaching and sharing their passion for farming and their role in it.  (A high hope for our future!)  The pig didn’t get loose.

Our guests were excited to spend an evening together. The food was prepared exquisitely.  The long dinner table, under the direction of dear friends, was absolutely stunningly beautiful. The music was superb. The stars were bright and life was really good.

And then, …

for a few moments, it felt like the rug was pulled out from underneath us and my wonderful world came crashing down.  As guests were mingling, finishing tours of the farm, and while the first course of the meal was being prepared and ready to be sent out, a Southern Nevada Health District employee came for an inspection.

Read the rest of the story over at the Bovine.

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…in case you missed it

There’s a giveaway!!! Check it out here!

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cookbook giveaway!

Calling all people who want to try new recipes! Today I am able to give to one of you a free copy of the new e-cookbook “Oats: That’s What’s for Breakfast” by the DeL Sisters!

yes, this could be yours!

Hannah and Esther DeLauderantey have been cooking together for the last 4 years, and with a special emphasis on nutrition more recently. This cookbook, their most recent project, contains 34 delicious recipes which use rolled oats as their main ingredient. The book has recipes for baked oatmeal, oatmeal pancakes, oatmeal biscotti, oatmeal muffins, and even (my fav) oatmeal cookies!

Now, how do you win the book?

1. Share this post on any social network. Facebook, Twitter, Google+, anything goes. Every separate post you make counts as an entry for the book, so share it a ton!

2. Go visit and start following/join Hannah and Esther’s blog The Theology of Food.

3. Visit The Hungry Toothpick page on Facebook and hit LIKE!

4. Last, leave a comment here on the post to let me know what you did. Your comment also counts as one entry. You can post a link to your posts on any social networks, but we’re operating on the honor system here, so you don’t have to post the links unless you think I can’t trust you. :)

I will pick a name on Wednesday the 9th of November. Make sure to check back here to see if you won!

P.S. The easiest way to share the post is to hit the “like” button below. You’ll post directly to your facebook profile.

P.P.S. If you don’t win the book, why don’t you consider purchasing it here? You won’t regret it… :)

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restitution


will this end well?

When I look at this picture, I think of that terrible moment that came in many games of this caliber, when a home run was hit by the star player.

Yes, that terrible moment when the ball is flying through the air, faster than a bullet, right out of the park, and right through the glass pane of old lady Crump’s greenhouse.

The glass shatters, the kids scatter, and the guilty one stands in complete shock, staring at the greenhouse with his eyes about to fall out of his head.

Then, a voice in the distance… “drat you boys! I’ll have the law on you! Your pa’s gonna tan your hide!” Little Johnny then sets a new world record for the quarter mile in his effort to remove himself from the location and later appears at the dinner table looking more than pristine in his standard of cleanliness. Dad clears his throat, lowers his glasses on his nose, and looks down at Little Johnny with what seem to be eyeballs of fire. “Please pass the potatoes Johnny.” Johnny passes the potatoes, melts into his chair in relief, goes to bed, and to school the next day. He passes his day in making paper airplanes, throwing them off of the top of the school, visiting the principal, pulling Suzy’s hair, visiting the principal, “studying hard” in art class, and making it out the door seconds after the bell rings.

After school, he and his buds decide to try their hand at another game with the spare ball. Johnny hightails it for home to grab his glove and bat, and runs right into Dad as he comes through the front door.

Dad clears his throat.
“Johnny.”
“Uh, yessir?”
“You off to play some more baseball?”
“Yessir.” (Quaking-in-his-hightop-shoes.)
“Well, don’t be batting too many more balls through Ms. Crump’s window.”

WHOA THERE DADDY!!!

So, here are the viewpoints we can take here.

ONE. Hurray for Dad! What a guy! Always watching out for his kid. He’ll take care of Johnny’s problems, and he’ll teach him to take care of his own kid’s problems, and Johnny will teach his kids to take care of their kid’s problems, and throughout the ages of time, the all the little fathers and mothers will look out for their little bambinos.

TWO. Little Johnny just lost his ability to make restitution because his Dad took the rap for his mistake. Johnny won’t learn to pay for his mistakes (even the unintended ones) because Dad is doing it for him. If Little Johnny doesn’t learn now when he his 11, how can we expect him to do what his parents did for him when his is older? He’s never seen anything but the “government” helping him out when he goes belly up.

Which view point would you take?

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